Welcome! My name is Riley. I’m your friendly neighborhood blonde bombshell.
Crave the Unconventional
My life as Riley began as my escape from the drudgery of corporate America. Too much fluorescence, too many pointless meetings, not enough sleep.
I was made for sunshine, thoughtful conversations, old school romance, and connections that begin before our clothes come off.
I have a master's degree in writing, which makes me an "effervescent" blonde, not just a bubbly one.
Before that, I was a complete failure of a Catholic schoolgirl.
Now, I'm the type of girl who reads Nabokov by the pool and naughty novels at the library.
I collect vintage champagne and maintain America's largest reserve of itty-bitty bikinis.
I’m terrible at golf but excellent at blackjack. I spend my free time inventing creative ways to lose at chess.
I’ve been to 32 countries, and counting. From summiting Mt. Fuji in Japan to wandering Sagrada Familia in Barcelona, adventure is my raison d'être.
My Bucket List: Antarctic cruise, scuba diving in the Maldives, and learning to fly a helicopter.
It could be dirty martinis and a view of the Manhattan skyline. It could be white tablecloths, and twelve courses of heaven. It could be a week of adventure in a new country, my head on your shoulder for the flight home.
Whether it's cuddling up to watch sitcoms, a restaurant rated three stars by a tire company, or a whirlwind escape to a new city, let's enjoy it all together.
What will our time together be like?
If I seem like your flavor of trouble, use my Booking Form below to ask me out on a date.
The Basics
Height: 5'6"
Age: 26
Dress size: 2
Shoe size: 39
Ambitions: To live a life of pleasure, abundance, and adventure, alongside brilliant people.
Turn-Ons: Dressing up cute, surprise presents, guys with a sense of humor.
My Motto: Life is short! Do what makes you happy!
Secret Talent: Being the most efficient person in line at TSA. My other talents… well, you'll have to meet me to find out.
Biggest Joys: When the waiter comes out with our food, getting my passport stamped, my dog.
My Man: hardworking, ambitious, whip-smart, and totally a secret romantic.